- Salutations penguins! I am back with a new episode of my TV Show. As you saw, last episode was about the dinosaurs! Now we will bring you one of the most important resources us penguins need to live but at the same time, it can be a disaster out of control...ladies and gentlemen... - Gary
- MY MOMMY! WOOOOOOOOHHH!!! - Penguin #1 celebrating like Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show
- SHUT UP! Now here, my own TV Show!
GARY'S DECLASSIFIED PREHISTORIC SURVIVAL GUIDE - EPISODE 2: Fire
“ | Aaah, the fire. The most important and most needed resource. It is used for many other things in our daily lives. Such as cooking, burning, heating, and other stuff also. | ” |
— The Narrator
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- LET'S GATHER ROUND THE CAMPFIRE, AND SING OUR CAMPFIRE SONG - Me
- OUR S H U T U P SONG! - Caveguin #1
- And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong - Me
- But it'll help if you just shut up along - Caveguin #2
- GRR GRR GRR - Dinosaur
- ITS THE... - Me
- ITS THE SHUT UP SONG! - Caveguin #3
- Oh geez, calm down guys - Me
- Then shut up already! - Caveguin #2
“ | But at the same time, we need to be seriously careful with it. Fire can go out of control or combining that with something else could create a more deadly thing such as... | ” |
— The Narrator
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Phineas99 farts at fire and volcano starts shaking
“ | ...I spoke too late | ” |
— The Narrator
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- GUYS LOOK! - Caveguin #1
- Whoops sorry :P - Me
- THEY WILL DESTROY US ALL! - Everybody screaming like Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
- GUYS CALM DOWN! ITS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD! - Caveguin #4
- MY iSTONE BROKE! NOW HOW WILL I TEXT MY FRIENDS? - Me
- THEY WILL DESTROY US ALL! - Everybody screaming like Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
- God damn it. Attention everybody, mute your volume until it ends - Gary
Later...
- DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! - Everybody
- Don't let me send you guys to the place I sent Dotta, Dot's Mother. - Gary
- NOOOO I WANT TO STAY HERE - Everybody
- THEN SHUT UP ALREADY! - Gary
- YES GARY - Everybody
- Now, everybody is free to unmute your volume. Enjoy the rest of the show. Now Narrator, continue! - Gary
“ | Yes Gary, and as I was saying... | ” |
— The Narrator
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- THEY WILL DESTROY US ALL! - Caveguin #4
Gary zaps Caveguin #4 where Dotta is
- Anybody else? - Gary
Caveguin #5 raises his flipper and Gary zaps Caveguin #5
- Anybody else? - Gary
Suddenly everything is quiet
- Cmon, don't be shy. I won't zap you...
Caveguin #6 raises his flipper and Gary zaps Caveguin #6
- ...My laser gun will! Now narrator, continue - Gary
“ | Yes Gary. Fire is actually important but like Phineas99 did, farting at the fire is very dangerous and it could blood any nose to any penguin who is smelling it... | ” |
— The Narrator
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- Wait, penguins don't have noses so how do they manage to breathe? - Penguin #1
“ | ...Mind blown... | ” |
— The Narrator
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Hours of thinking later...
- Did I seriously watch a bunch of stupid penguins thinking while they can't even think? I WANT A REFUND! - Penguin #2
- NARRATOR! CONTINUE WITH THE TV SHOW! - Gary
“ | Oh sorry Gary. As I said, fire is very important but dangerous at the same time so we need to be careful and use fire correctly. The fire can burn something instantly. But at the same thing, its useful for cooking also. Let's just say, a plain fish for example. Delish, isn't it? | ” |
— The Narrator
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- It is! - Penguin #3
“ | Also, if you are lost in the woods, you could just make fire to signal somebody to pick you up! | ” |
— The Narrator
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- Excuse me narrator, but this is a PREHISTORIC Survival guide, NOT a WILDERNESS Survival guide - Penguin #4
“ | Your right but there were many caveguins back then when they were lost in the woods. | ” |
— The Narrator
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- And the disadvantages? - Penguin #3
- To create a farting explosive bomb - Penguin #2
“ | Hah, but that's not all. Fire could also be dangerous if there are other substances combined together. Not only farts and fire. Gasoline and fire for example | ” |
— The Narrator
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- Cool! And like you said before, how did a caveguin obtain a fish back then in the prehistoric times? - Penguin #3
- You will discover that in the next episode of Gary's Declassified Prehistoric Survival Guide! Thanks for watching! - Gary
- BOO! I WANTED A FUNNY EPISODE, NOT A BORING DOCUMENTARY - Penguin #2
- IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN DON'T WATCH IT!
- FINE, I WILL! - Penguin #2
- WAIT! Before you leave...Can you buy some merchandise please? - Gary
- ...Maybe that's why you aren't married to Aunt Arctic yet... - Penguin #2
- GARY LAIKS AUNT ARCTIC? - Penguin #3
- NONONONONONOON - Gary
- EVERYBODY! GARY LIKES AUNT ARCTIC! WOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!! - The audicience making fun of Gary and celebrating like Mordecai and Rigby in Regular Show
- THIS EPISODE IS OVER! - Gary
- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!! - The audience making fun of Gary and celebrating like Mordecai and Rigby in Regular Show
- SHUT UP! - Gary
- LOL! GARY IS RED! - Penguin #3
- You look like a big tomato! - Penguin #2
- HEY GARY! USE SOME OF MY SUNBLOCK! - Penguin #4
- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!! - The audience making fun of Gary and celebrating like Mordecai and Rigby in Regular Show
- FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Gary
Me Phineas99; UGGA BOOGA BOO!!! January 31, 2014
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