Mrdave: Welcome to the Club Penguin Times. I'm Mrdave921 (feel free to call me Mrdave). In today's issue, I'm going to interview Spike Hike!
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Mrdave: So, Spike Hike, how did you become the owner of CP?
Spike Hike: So, I was bored, then I found out about this game "Club Penguin". It was a really cool game (good for buying!). So THEN I talked to Disney about it. They said "That's really good! We should buy it!" (I KNEW they'd buy it!) It was a good idea. Then they bought it. And then they replaced Billybob with me. That's how I became the owner.
Mrdave: So, I heard that ever since you've become owner, lots of players have left because of your takeovers. Could you explain why this happened?
Spike Hike: Don't blame me! Blame the, uh, PDC (Party Development Center)!
[Mrdave is about to throw a snowball at Spike Hike]
Spike Hike: Okay, okay! I brainwashed the mascots into agreeing with me! (Author's note: This is a theory I have so this may not be correct.)
Mrdave: And finally, what are your plans for the future?
Spike Hike: I'm planning on becoming a mascot, so I can have infinite friends!
[evil laugh]
Crowd of Penguins: POSTCARD ME SPIKE HIKE!
Spike Hike: Well, I gotta go. Catch you later!
Mrdave: And that's it for this interview! Mrdave OUT!
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