Hello there penguins.
You see this block of cheese? That is one of our strongest minions, Bob E. Jones.
I am Mrs. Cheesy (yes I am female), the leader of the Cheese Army, and I am here to announce that in 5 days, our army will attack and take over Club Penguin. All future parties will be canceled and replaced with new, more awesome parties. The official 2013 party list is here:
April: Super Cheese Takeover 2013
May: Cheese Army Party
June: Cheese Pirate Party (replacing the Adventure Party)
July: Make Your Cheese: Ultimate Army (replacing Make Your Mark: Ultimate Jam)
August: American Cheese Party 2013
September: Pepper jack Cheese Fair 2013
October: There will be no party in October, because many of our soldiers have claimed that they dislike Halloween.
November: Celebration of Cheese
December: Swiss Cheese Party for the Holidays 2013
Consider yourselves warned, because in 5 days, our cheese army will attack. I assure you that there is a 1,000% chance of us taking over Club Penguin. The EPF will just be crushed to tiny little pieces and transformed into Mozzarella cheese. They will mean nothing to us.
Our allies are listed here:
- Herbert P. Bear
- Klutzy
- The Robber Penguin Force (RPF)
- My brother, Mr. Cheese a Lots.
- The LTAP (Best buds ^_^)
Thank you for taking the time to listen, and remember that Club Penguin's days are limited.
Signed,
Mrs. Cheesy, leader of the Cheese Army.
P.S Happy April 1st
APRIL FOOL'S!!!! :D :D :D
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Sorry if you were frightened in any means by that post, don't worry, there is NO cheese army coming to attack Club penguin. This was just meant for fun, don't worry! ;) P.S LTAP stands for League of Totally Awesome Pranks.
Have fun today!