TurtleShroom

This user's best friend on the Club Penguin Wiki is Barkjon.

WOOT! This user is truly a Worthy Editor and is featured on the Wall of Worthy Editors!

This user is a truly excellent editor and is featured on the Wall of Fame!

Resignation Letter

See it at Forum:Resignation.

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You've reached the CPW user page of:
Absoulte Energie, der gefürchtete Schildkröte-Pilz, Diktator der Penguin-Enzyklopädie

(That's German for "The Absoulte energy, the feared turtle mushroom, dictator of the Penguin encyclopedia".)

Don't worry, I'm powerless.

The title says it all.

BARKJON RULES!

Jesus Loves you and died for you!

For God so loved the world, that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not die, but have Eternal Life.

For God did not send his Son to condemn the world, but through Him the world may be saved.

- John 3:16-17, the Holy Bible

Welcome All

Last Sunday (as of writing this), my church pastor held a sermon, citing the book of James in the Bible, a book I never heard of.

I need the information I read that day:

Copied and Pasted from the Word of God, NIRV, James 2:8-9...

8 The royal law is found in Scripture. It says, "Love your neighbor as you love yourself."—(Leviticus 19:18) If you really keep that law, you are doing what is right. 9 But you sin if you don't treat everyone the same. The law judges you because you have broken it.

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I'll remember that when I do my dictating. Welcome all. That includes homosexuals. The Wiki awaits!

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w:c:clubpenguin:

Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! :)  :) ^{Speak to the Webmaster! I command you!} 23:35, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

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The Greatest Quote any Wiki User ever Said!

“	Augh!! Rockhoppers! There were at least ten of 'em!	”
	— Happyface414

Pictures

My Signature

Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! :)  :) 19:04, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Subpages

Thanks to the brilliance of Sockpuppets, there will be a Best of the Best awards system where I (alone) pick the best of the best in each category. Obviously, I can't pick my own items (that would be STUPID).

User:TurtleShroom/Best

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• Using ancient CSS code that was copied and pasted from an Internet Archive site, I was able to create a functional skin (with extra large text) of this entire wiki!

HUZZAH!

View it here!

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• I archived my entire talk page today. I also collected some of my favorite messages from my huge talk page and put them in their own space.

User:TurtleShroom/Memory Lane

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God says don't discriminate... so I won't.

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SCAVENGER HUNT TIME! - Based off of Sharbate's genius idea, try and find the stuff I've hidden! Believe me, it's HARD to locate MY stuff when you know this whole wiki since it had 300 pages!

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User:TurtleShroom/The Wikiam Annexation - When Ben got probation, I annexed his Kingdom, or should I say, my kingdom.

Things You Probably Did Not Know (or Care) About Me

• I support New Start in its no-discrimination policies.

• I have a secret.

• I have Aspergers Syndrome, a form of autism.

• I was once referred to as Tortuga de seta (Spanish for turtle mushroom, thank you Google Translate).

• I will use Microsoft Windows until it ceases to exist. I discovered computers on Windows, and I will use Windows forever, even though that Macintosh desktops are superior in processing power and speed, not to mention that they can run Windows 95-Vista as well as the Apple System.

• I first discovered the computer at age four, and I played my first video game at age four. The computer was a Windows 95, and the game was Super Mario Brothers Three for the Nintendo Entertainment System.

• I am currently sixteen (16) years old and I still play Club Penguin... and Webkinz. On CP, my penguin is TurtleShroom. On Webkinz, I have two creatures: Yulesworth (reindeer) and T-Mobile (turtle).

• I need a life.

• I someday hope to earn a living in the computer industry. The IT field pays big, and I am really good at networking, the occupation's primary requirement.

• This is Edit #3000!

• I REALLY need a life. Seriously.

• Anyone who has totalitarian rule on a wiki needs a life.

• I have seen pieces of toast with more of a life than me.

• I have received hate mail... A LOT.

• Any criticism of any kind swarms me with guilt that haunts me for hours upon hours.

• That Fred guy on YouTube has more of a life than I do... and that's not saying much! Fred is a freak!

• I need a life, I really need a life.

• I hate the Un-CP.

• I think Linux is communist.

Fear

For all honesty, I am afraid of:

1. Fictional Mutation (like the man-to-monster, not real world). I saw a show once where that happened in full, the only censor being a sillouette. Any form of mutation (into a monster real world does not bother me) officially frightens me. I STILL get shaky when thinking about it.

2. The death of my family members. My great-grandmother particularly. The good thing, though, is that as believers in Christianity, I always make it through, since my religion states a paridise for believers.

3. Tornadoes. Nothing is scarier than a swirling vortex of death ripping apart your building (I've only had tornado WARNINGS, not actual funnel clouds, but I panic). Yet, I enjoy watching tornadoes on the television.

4. Lack of censorship. Swearing makes me cringe, nudity makes me run for my parents' care.

5. I am a clean freak. This may not be a fear, but I wash my hands quite a bit.

6. Criticism/hate mail of my actions. One hatred and I feel guilt for hours on end.

Miscellaneous

Where else could I put these?

I'm Proud to be an American!

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This was created for me by Sockpuppets411. Thank you!

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Awards

“	All that glitters... is not gold.	”
	— Spongebob Squarepants, Gatling Brothers (in song), old proverb.

I finally figured out what that saying means. Awards will fade. Respect, trust, friendship, God, and happiness will not. It means more to me when users decide to stay in times of turmoil than any virtual trophy does. It's the stability of the wiki and trust of the community that truly matters.

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E-GADD!! It's the fabled platinum snowflake, for making more than 2000 edits!

V-Rex originally made this star for users with great contributions, but since V-Rex never makes edits anymore, I thought that I would give it to you. You have been editing for a long time and your edits are of a high quality. Robbsi 09:36, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

I've put you up to silver. (Who signed this?)

Happyface414 seems to respect me as well! Thank you!

Awarded because Mrperson777 thinks you are cool!

Freeloh awards this to users he respects or deems worthy.

From SkaterBlueScat... more respect! Looks nice, doesn't it?

Respect from Super24daisy.

This one is for respect. (Aqua Jet)

You, Turtleshroom, have earned my respect as a penguin and a very smart (and nice) person!

My award!]] --Yowuza

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The MikeMic Award. ^{Granted by Pingu Penguin}

Metal Manger stands with me, and we all scream: "HAIL TURTLESHROOM"!

You are the greatest user ever to step flipper in this wiki!

I trust you! --šk8rßluscat 20:41, 8 September 2008 (UTC)

THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU ARE!!!! I trust you! THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU ARE!!!!

The Sheepman award

Dancing Penguin's award.

Denno Senshi has defected to the good side!

Yep, another one. From Ozker.

Shine! **sparkle sparkle** ^{Sk8rbluscat, Respect}

You, Turtleshroom, are gifted with ms paint! You are officially one with the digital pencil!

More respect.

You read it. I am officially "Awesome".

Flystar's Award.

"You get this for being in the Gryffindor High Council".

Penguin eating funnels?! WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!

Even ninjas bow to my awesomeness.

Stare at it too long, and you'll have a seizure... in a pineapple under the sea.

As the token of closure, may this award serve as the final completion and ending of Crisis I, and Crisis II. Peace has restored across the Wiki once more. All is well.

This thing.

A puffle bearing my namesake.

"Patrickrocks09's Eagle award".

"This User Is A Worthy Editor"

The Diamond award, for making 3000+ edits!

Award from who knows where.

"My respect award for you!" - from who knows where.

This is a poorly drawn Unaward from some weird doofus named User:Bubby00000. Never hard of him, never even seen his edits, and I get this.

I'm not a king. Read the title, User:Bubby00000... or doofus.

I am a Friend of Wompus.

I lack all authority to dance within the premisis of User:Ben 100022, because I apparently diasgree with his promotion demand, and because I told him he was unworthy to associate himself with Ben Ten, who my five-year-old-cousin says does good for the benefit of others and heroism, ect. .

Alxeedo claims I am awesome.

Appreciation from Sharkbate!

Sharkbate thinks I am awesome.

Respect from everyone's favorite carnivorous fish.

Sharkbate says I am an awesome friend.

150px|Here's my award...for you! You totally deserve it!-- Barkjon  Complaints here! 23:47, 13 March 2009 (UTC)]]

I was one of Sharkbate's heroes when he came here, or so he tells me. :)

Barkjon thinks I am awesome... again.

An invitation to a party long gone.

Wompus' Peace Offering

Wompus hired G to praise my awesomeness!

SITH CLUB AWARD!

SITH CLUB AWARD!

OOJH123's award.

An award from Barn Owls Rule.

According to the description, this is a Vandal Control award. I presume I earned it because I kick boohonkus and annialate villains on contact.

This was granted by Chill57181

Congratulations!

Staffan15's AWARD!

Sith Club Fan Award

I have completed Burpy678's Quiz! I'm a winner!

This paperweight keeps all of my hate mail from blowing away.

Add a photo to this gallery

This is Actually Hilarious

===Nine Ways to Die - by Bubby===

• Look at Turtleshroom's face
  • I have pimples and facial hair. The acne may do it. -TS

• Look at his edits
  • OH, THE HORROR! What agony to look at beneficial additions! -TS

• Look at his shirt
  • Usually, it's a Bible shirt, a colored shirt, or shirts I got from events I have attended in the past. I have a few American shirts and two those "Just Say No to Drugs" school shirts.

• Look at his awards
  • Or your poorly drawn ones with boxes and "TS IS NOT A KING!".

• Look at Turtleshroom likers
  • Most of the wiki.

• Look at the box I sent while TurtleShroom is in it
  • Or, just look at the box. It's REALLY, REALLY poorly drawn.

• Talk to TurtleShroom
  • Like you did to me. Wait, you're dead now!

• Tell TurtleShroom to meet you on CP
  • Lots of dead penguin bodies nowadays.

• Even if you say "TurtleShroom"!
  • Look, you just died... TWICE!

• --Bubby00000 18:06, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Doofus.

Templates

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Image Gifts

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Then there's this:

Affliations

There are a few CP coallitions (or armies) which I am affliated with.

• THE NACHOS (official, fictional application approved)
  • Rank: Ranger, Fjord Navy

• DIGITAL SPIRAL ALLIANCE (official, application approved)
  • Rank: Computer Master

• ICE WARRIORS (friend)
  • Rank: None (not enrolled)

• CHEESE ARMY DIVISION (ally)
  • Rank: Not in army, but I did ally them with the Nachos.

• MWA MWA ATTACKERS (quit)
  • Rank: Quit. I deserted this group after realizing it was both unclean and run by Ben10002, and am now a solo "bay bee" scarer.

External Links

• Be sure to see my User Page on Wikipedia!!

• I am the founder of the Encyclopedia of SimGolf - Sim Golf Wiki - SimGolf Wiki. Be sure to check it out!

• I am an administrator of the Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack Wiki. I was not the founder. Are you a Flapjack fan? The wiki needs you!

• I have been making YouTube videos for quite some time now. YouTube Page

• In the name of the Club Penguin Wiki, I bought the number 77734! No, really! ^[1]

928432-439239-34345-24455

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