User:TurtleShroom

For around two years, I've been placed in charge of this database. For a while, I was Co-Webmaster along with the Best Thing Since Sliced Bread, Barkjon. After Crisis I, and the anger AG threw against me for promotion Aqua Jet (also a great user), I signed the Magna Carta, banning all future promotions unless in emergencies, thus making BJ my superior. We also created the Str00del doctrine and the predecessor to the Fanon, "Top Agents".

Crisis II: The Devil's Advocates

We draftred a set of rules soon after. Among the controversial doctrines was the forbiddance of homosexuality and satanism to be mentioned on the wiki (they could edit, but not profess said beliefs). Magic and other paranormals were limited as well (Top Agents eventuially got out of hand and was torn down because of the additions and because it became crazy). However, I forgot to take down all of those no longer applicable rules, and choas resulted. AgentGenius returned, wanting reform, but I managed to get rid of him (and he didn't come back). Alas, about twelve Satanists came in about a week later (no relation to prior villains) and spammed me, the wiki, and pretty much everything. One of them "slept on Satan's doorstep", for instance. This was Crisis II. A ton of toil and quitations resulted in a simplified ruleset that still stands. It was in this time I declared myself the "Dictator", but was still lesser to Barkjon, as I am now. The worst part though, was that Crisis II began when I had just woke up from a nap on a day that I was sick and had poor judgement.

Crisis III: When Vandals Attack

Time passed and the Wiki restabilized. Awards were invented, handed out, etc. All was fantastic in this, the longest peacetime known. Then, Crisis III. I can't remember if this was User:Ben 100022, pre-reform Wompus, or a combination. Either way, Sockpuppets joined our circle of friends (great user, a fantastic man) and the battles began. Crisis III saw Wompus (before turning good) performing low-rank vandalsim (AKA blanking a page), but later compromising Sockpuppet's account, causing choas and then eventual restoration. Wompus disappeared, but reappeared in good honesty, and now serves as a magnificent user on this site. Ben grew to fame as well, wrapped in scandals. His most infamous deeds incluided some of the worst stuff I know of. On Sacred Saturday, 2008 (I think), the day before Easter Sunday, Ben was at the chopping block, a ban was upon him. However, through conivery, he managed to convince me he was innocent. I fought my whole morning for him, and I won, sparing Ben of all charges. I was told months later that he had "buttered me up", but that's another story. Ben slipped away into the concious of the wiki, becoming just another vandal. Wompus disappeared and came back a new man.

Crisis IV: Slow Poke Pokes with Stability

This "Crisis" took me back to the II days, when REAL Crisis took place. I never declared it one, but looking back, it sure was a Crisis. One of my personal online friends, Sharkbate, was hacked by a nefarious evil called Slow Poke. Slow Poke compromised the boy's account and wreaked choas. Uberfuzzy stopped him and we saved Sharkbate, though many doubted he was truly hacked. I, however, believed it (and was eventually proven right), because my family values say there are still good people in this world. Many of you may recall a CPFW deja-vu, since HappyFace had a similar scenario. This was the first one, HF was the second to fall to evil relatives/neighbors (HF's evil neigbor is under house arrest and a restraining order, again, another story). The alleged Slow Poke vanished, but returned claiming reformaion (just like The Real Ben and Wompus). Seeing how Wompus had become a good man prior, I quickly believed Slow Poke, down to the point of adding my name to SP's list. Slow Pole stabbed me in the back, howver, because he hacked Sharkbate and used that account for some of the sickest things since the "old" Ben. This is the Crisis' origin. Those who thought SB = SP, and those who thought Sharkbate WAS hacked. I sided with the SB hacked scenario, and fought against a ton of other powerful users to the death, metaphorically. Eventually, the "SB was hacked" side won, and I took it upon myself to protect Sharkbate.

Sharkbate, for the record, is a fantastic user. Slow Poke never returned, and because SB has been a model user and a great role model, the SB-was-hacked side and I were correct. :)

Old Ben returned at the end of Crisis IV. More unthinkable deeds blew through, and he fabricated an entire saga of users. Oh, how he was hacked by Kesak! See how Kesak teamed up with that wretched Quila and used Penguin Storm to steal his HTML-based password with a SWF file device! Oh, the agony it was! I was going to kick Ben to kingdom come, but he buttered me up again, as I made a dramatic countdown to blocking. His begging made me give him three days. BIG MISTAKE. He returned, messed up the database, then was annialated. The Real Ben returned later.

Crisis V: OVER NINE THOUSAND WALRUSES!

Lo and behold! Who could have ever thought fat seals could do so much damage?! They marched in droves, from their evil website (now torn down), raiding our site with thousands of fake accounts. User:Walrus fails to list all of them. The Ministry of Walruses was created, torn down, re-creeated, torn down, etc. in a battle with me and Uberfuzzy. I gave in the him, and my parents caught word of my Internet activity and put the now famous monitoring on me. They couldn't have done it at a better time, I was pulled out of the fight and the Walruses were crushed by staff and everyone on the wiki together. MetalManager and Sk8itbot were hacked by Walruses at the peak of the choas. Uberfuzzy freed them, thank gravy, and the Walruses were killed.

The Walruses returned in new disguises, namely User:Russian One, and Old Ben brought in a laundry basket of sockpuppets, which were promptly cleaned and disposed of.

So that belew through, leading to what we have today.

Crisis VI: The Real Ben Really Made Me Grumpy

The Real Ben surfiaced here. Immediantly acting innocent, he snagged a whole list of people, even Barkjon. Since Barkjon trusted him, I could not block him out of respect to my superior officer.

Controversy arose as Wompus and I both believed that Ben was lying. Wompus believed it because he got a lisyt of death threats. I believed it because something didn't seem right about it, and because of Ben's dark past (see above). I swore on the Bible, with my yes being yes and my no being no (Bible Quote), to never add my name on the list.

ZapWire, feeling the urge to help out the wiki, provided an alternative that ressurected the superior Club Penguin Fanon Wiki. I would reccomend everyone to go there. Anyway, ZW wished to bring the BOB to us, and I snapped at him. It wasn't his fault, I was really grumpy because of Ben, and I apologize for how I treated him.

Thus, this leads to what I am about to write.

RESIGNATION LETTER

I, Dictator TurtleShroom, the Absoulte Energie, der gefürchtete Schildkröte-Pilz, Diktator der Penguin-Enzyklopädie, and leader of the Club Penguin Wiki, second to Webmaster Barkjon, hereby resign all special powers I hold on the CPW, demoting myself to the rank of a mere sysop.

By stepping down as Dictator, I hereby relenquish my grip upon this fair website.

It has been a great ride overall, and I've seen this wiki grow from one hundred to well over six hundred articles in three years. Some of the best times and worst times have come in this site, and I am honored to have worked with such great users.

To the villains and those who claim to be my enemies, I thank you for teaching me life lessons and tolerance, things of which I needed to be a proper Internet user.

To the Turtlenators and Semi-Turtlenators, as well as all who handed me awards, respect, and support, I thank you with all of my being. You folks have helped me in ways pictures can't show. Bless you all for that.

To my fellow sysops, thank you for standing by me, obeying me in the darkest of situations, and overall being there for me.

To Barkjon, thank you for being such a great man, such a fantastic editor, and for keeping me in line. I hope the new people I appoint will be as good of friends as I was to you. Barkjon, you are outstanding, and I hope you go far in life.

So it shall be, I hereby resign my power as Dictator.

In my place, I appoint 'Miss Hat Pop as the new Dictator, equal to my position, second to Barkjon.

MISTER SHARKBATE IS THE TERTIARY AUTHORITY, THIRD TO HAT POP.

So, the Hierarchy is:
- Barkjon
  - Hat Pop
    - Sharkbate

She will be sworn in via Xat and a probable CPFW story. Sharbate will be as well.

YOU, THE PEOPLE OF THE Club Penguin Wiki, ARE TO RESPECT HAT POP AND SHARKBATE AS YOU WOULD ME. I HAVE FULL TRUST IN THESE PEOPLE, AND YOU ARE TO RESPECT THEM AS IF THEY WERE ME. THEY EACH HOLD MY POWER, THEY WILL CONTINUE TO RUN THIS SITE. THOSE WHO CAN'T HANDLE THAT BETTER LEAVE, BECAUSE THAT IS HOW IT SHOULD BE.

Have a great day!

Barkjon: the best thing since Sliced Bread

Barkjon: the best thing since Sliced Bread.

The title says it all.

BARKJON RULES!

The Turtlenators say "Hail TurtleShroom!", but I say "BARKJON RULES!". He's a better leader than I am, so listen to him more than me. He's got big plans, and I'm nearing obsoetion (I use Office 2003 and enjoy hymns in a world of streamlining and rock and roll). Of course, I may catch up in my ways, but Barkjon's the future.

Barkjon's awesome like that.

TurtleShroom, CPW Dictator

Jesus Loves you and died for you!

For God so loved the world, that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not die, but have Eternal Life.

For God did not send his Son to condemn the world, but through Him the world may be saved.

- John 3:16-17, the Holy Bible

Welcome All

Last Sunday (as of writing this), my church pastor held a sermon, citing the book of James in the Bible, a book I never heard of.

I need the information I read that day:

Copied and Pasted from the Word of God, NIRV, James 2:8-9...

8 The royal law is found in Scripture. It says, "Love your neighbor as you love yourself."—(Leviticus 19:18) If you really keep that law, you are doing what is right. 9 But you sin if you don't treat everyone the same. The law judges you because you have broken it.

I'll remember that when I do my dictating. Welcome all. That includes homosexuals. The Wiki awaits!

w:c:clubpenguin:

TurtleShroom Was Here!

Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! :) :) ^{Speak to the Webmaster! I command you!} 23:35, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

The Greatest Quote any Wiki User ever Said!

“	Augh!! Rockhoppers! There were at least ten of 'em!	”
	— Happyface414

My Weirdest CP Quotes

Why do I say these things?!

“	I AM BRAIN SCROOGE!!!	”
	— TurtleShroom

“	ACP IS HUMBUG!	”
	— TurtleShroom

“	PAY YOUR POKEMON TAX!	”
	— TurtleShroom

“	DOUBLE FOR RARE POKEMON! QUADRUPLE FOR DARKRAI! PAY UP ROBOT!!	”
	— TurtleShroom

Pictures

Hey look! It's me!	Hmm... I wonder what the next mission will be like?	Look! He has the pi symbol on his jersey! NERD!	TURTLES RULE!!
MUSHROOMS ARE AWESOME!!	My digital signature, hand-drawn with MS Paint.	Amazingly, Cadence ACKNOWLEDGED MY EXISTENCE. She made a personal reply, declaring turtles "awesome".	ROTFL, MATER CARD!
You can find anything on the Internet, including gothic rabbits.

My Signature

TurtleShroom Was Here!

Jesus Loves You and Died for You!! :) :) 19:04, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Subpages

Thanks to the brilliance of Sockpuppets, there will be a Best of the Best awards system where I (alone) pick the best of the best in each category. Obviously, I can't pick my own items (that would be STUPID).

User:TurtleShroom/Best

Using ancient CSS code that was copied and pasted from an Internet Archive site, I was able to create a functional skin (with extra large text) of this entire wiki!

HUZZAH!

View it here!

I archived my entire talk page today. I also collected some of my favorite messages from my huge talk page and put them in their own space.

User:TurtleShroom/Memory Lane

God says don't discriminate... so I won't.

SCAVENGER HUNT TIME! - Based off of Sharbate's genius idea, try and find the stuff I've hidden! Believe me, it's HARD to locate MY stuff when you know this whole wiki since it had 300 pages!

User:TurtleShroom/The Wikiam Annexation - When Ben got probation, I annexed his Kingdom, or should i say, my kingdom.

Things You Probably Did Not Know (or Care) About Me

New Start
This user wants a new start at this wiki where there is freedom for everyone to edit whatever their race, religion and sexuality. Where the focus is on making the articles here great and making this wiki about Club Penguin and not anything else.

I support New Start in its no-discrimination policies.

Want to learn more about this little guy? Click here!

I have a secret.

I have Aspergers Syndrome, a form of autism.

I was once referred to as Tortuga de seta (Spanish for turtle mushroom, thank you Google Translate).

I will use Microsoft Windows until it ceases to exist. I discovered computers on Windows, and I will use Windows forever, even though that Macintosh desktops are superior in processing power and speed, not to mention that they can run Windows 95-Vista as well as the Apple System.

Even though FireFox is a much better browser, I will always use Internet Explorer. I can't really explain why, but I just like it... I guess.

I first discovered the computer at age four, and I played my first video game at age four. The computer was a Windows 95, and the game was Super Mario Brothers Three for the Nintendo Entertainment System.

I am currently fifteen (15) years old and I still play Club Penguin... and Webkinz. On CP, my penguin is TurtleShroom. On Webkinz, I have two creatures: Yulesworth (reindeer) and T-Mobile (turtle).

I need a life.

I someday hope to earn a living in the computer industry. The IT field pays big, and I am really good at networking, the occupation's primary requirement.

This is Edit #3000!

I REALLY need a life. Seriously.

Anyone who has totalitarian rule on a wiki needs a life.

I have seen pieces of toast with more of a life than me.

I have received hate mail... A LOT.

Any criticism of any kind swarms me with guilt that haunts me for hours upon hours.

That Fred guy on YouTube has more of a life than I do... and that's not saying much! Fred is a freak!

I need a life, I really need a life.

Fear

For all honesty, I am afraid of:

1. Fictional Mutation (like the man-to-monster, not real world). I saw a show once where that happened in full, the only censor being a sillouette. Any form of mutation (into a monster real world does not bother me) officially frightens me. I STILL get shaky when thinking about it.

2. The death of my family members. My great-grandmother particularly. The good thing, though, is that as believers in Christianity, I always make it through, since my religion states a paridise for believers.

3. Tornadoes. Nothing is scarier than a swirling vortex of death ripping apart your building (I've only had tornado WARNINGS, not actual funnel clouds, but I panic). Yet, I enjoy watching tornadoes on the television.

4. Lack of censorship. Swearing makes me cringe, nudity makes me run for my parents' care.

5. I am a clean freak. This may not be a fear, but I wash my hands quite a bit.

6. Criticism/hate mail of my actions. One hatred and I feel guilt for hours on end.

Miscellaneous

Where else could I put these?



<img src="http://bubsthemimicker.com/mushroombubs.gif" border="0">

This is a "Mushroom Bubs", obtained from
 <a href="http://thelordnick.com/bubs">TheLordNick.com/Bubs</a>

I'm Proud to be an American!

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This was created for me by Sockpuppets411. Thank you!

Country of Residence
	This User Resides in the U.S.A.

Awards

“	All that glitters... is not gold.	”
	— Spongebob Squarepants, Gatling Brothers (in song), old proverb.

I finally figured out what that saying means. Awards will fade. Respect, trust, friendship, God, and happiness will not. It means more to me when users decide to stay in times of turmoil than any virtual trophy does. It's the stability of the wiki and trust of the community that truly matters.

E-GADD!! It's the fabled platinum snowflake, for making more than 2000 edits!	V-Rex originally made this star for users with great contributions, but since V-Rex never makes edits anymore, I thought that I would give it to you. You have been editing for a long time and your edits are of a high quality. Robbsi 09:36, 13 October 2007 (UTC)	I've put you up to silver. (Who signed this?)	Happyface414 seems to respect me as well! Thank you!
Awarded because Mrperson777 thinks you are cool!	Freeloh awards this to users he respects or deems worthy.	From SkaterBlueScat... more respect! Looks nice, doesn't it?	Respect from Super24daisy.
This one is for respect. (Aqua Jet)	You, Turtleshroom, have earned my respect as a penguin and a very smart (and nice) person!	My award!]] --Yowuza	Temp file 937213 213.jpg The MikeMic Award. ^{Granted by Pingu Penguin}
Metal Manger stands with me, and we all scream: "HAIL TURTLESHROOM"!	You are the greatest user ever to step flipper in this wiki!	I trust you! --šk8rßluscat 20:41, 8 September 2008 (UTC)	THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU ARE!!!! I trust you! THE MORE THE MERRIER YOU ARE!!!!
The Sheepman award	Dancing Penguin's award.	Denno Senshi has defected to the good side!	Yep, another one. From Ozker.
Shine! sparkle sparkle ^{Sk8rbluscat, Respect}	You, Turtleshroom, are gifted with ms paint! You are officially one with the digital pencil!	More respect.	You read it. I am officially "Awesome".
Flystar's Award.	"You get this for being in the Gryffindor High Council".	Penguin eating funnels?! WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!	Even ninjas bow to my awesomeness.
Stare at it too long, and you'll have a seizure... in a pineapple under the sea.	As the token of closure, may this award serve as the final completion and ending of Crisis I, and Crisis II. Peace has restored across the Wiki once more. All is well.	This thing.	Quite.
A puffle bearing my namesake.	"Patrickrocks09's Eagle award".	"This User Is A Worthy Editor"	The Diamond award, for making 3000+ edits!
Award from who knows where.	"My respect award for you!" - from who knows where.	This is a poorly drawn Unaward from some weird doofus named User:Bubby00000. Never hard of him, never even seen his edits, and I get this.	I'm not a king. Read the title, User:Bubby00000... or doofus.
I am a Friend of Wompus.	I lack all authority to dance within the premisis of User:Ben 100022, because I apparently diasgree with his promotion demand, and because I told him he was unworthy to associate himself with Ben Ten, who my five-year-old-cousin says does good for the benefit of others and heroism, ect. .	Alxeedo claims I am awesome.	Appreciation from Sharkbate!
Sharkbate thinks I am awesome.	Respect from everyone's favorite carnivorous fish.	Sharkbate says I am an awesome friend.	150px\|Here's my award...for you! You totally deserve it!-- Barkjon Complaints here! 23:47, 13 March 2009 (UTC)]]
I was one of Sharkbate's heroes when he came here, or so he tells me. :)	Barkjon thinks I am awesome... again.	An invitation to a party long gone.	Wompus' Peace Offering
Wompus hired G to praise my awesomeness!	SITH CLUB AWARD!	SITH CLUB AWARD!	OOJH123's award.
An award from Barn Owls Rule.	According to the description, this is a Vandal Control award. I presume I earned it because I kick boohonkus and annialate villains on contact.	This was granted by Chill57181	Congratulations!
Staffan15's AWARD!

This is Actually Hilarious

===Nine Ways to Die - by Bubby===

Look at Turtleshroom's face
- I have pimples and facial hair. The acne may do it. -TS

Look at his edits
- OH, THE HORROR! What agony to look at beneficial additions! -TS

Look at his shirt
- Usually, it's a Bible shirt, a colored shirt, or shirts I got from events I have attended in the past. I have a few American shirts and two those "Just Say No to Drugs" school shirts.

Look at his awards
- Or your poorly drawn ones with boxes and "TS IS NOT A KING!".

Look at Turtleshroom likers
- Most of the wiki.

Look at the box I sent while TurtleShroom is in it
- Or, just look at the box. It's REALLY, REALLY poorly drawn.

Talk to TurtleShroom
- Like you did to me. Wait, you're dead now!

Tell TurtleShroom to meet you on CP
- Lots of dead penguin bodies nowadays.

Even if you say "TurtleShroom"!
- Look, you just died... TWICE!

--Bubby00000 18:06, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
- Doofus.

Templates

This User has Autism

BEWARE! TurtleShroom is a NINJA!!!! Behold their awesomeness and TREMBLE!

I SAID TREMBLE!!

This user is a Member on Club Penguin! Wow look at this Badge!

This user's penguin color is Light Blue

This User knows that Wompus has gone good.

This user is from the Blue Team!

This user is a top agent of the PSA.

GARY FAN!

This user is a Gary fan!

This user is a male.

This User has ADHD (Attention Deficate Hyperactive-- Hey look! A ninja!

3000

This user has made over 3000 edits on the Club Penguin Wiki.

This user has seen Rockhopper!

This user has either 98, 99, or 100 buddies

This user is an Elite Penguin Force Agent!!!!

W00T!!

This user has written at least one Story!

This User is a member of the Anti Quitters Sociaty!

Here it is. Hope you like it. It took me a long time to make. I'm not sure if you've noticed on the main talk page, I made a new logo right here. <-- The previous unsigned comment was from MrPerson777	You like turtles, right? Well... you may like this photo I found at Google. Look! Aqua Jet	This one is for answering my questions. (Aqua Jet)	...Hmm, am I crazy or is that turtle wearing a mushroom?
...No, it can't be... I must be seeing things. Just walk away...	Whoa man... I should lay off the sweet tea.......	Looks realistic, doesn't it?	Microsoft Office Clip-Art!
I'm invited to something... but what?!	Aaawwww....

TurtleShroom