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The Script is a notepad which was formerly used at the Stage. Whenever a play was held, the script contained the different lines of the respective different characters, according to the play's theme, as well as comments- or notes- which mark events or scene changes.

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Here are the script lines from every play.

Space Adventure

  • Captain: "Calculate coordinates!"
  • Robot: "TWEE-BEEEP ... CALCULATING COORDINATES"
  • Ensign: "Now landing on planet X"
  • Robot: "SHIP BADLY DAMAGED... NEED REPAIRS."
  • Captain: "The planet appears to be made of metal!"
  • Ensign: "Captain, I am picking up an alien signal!"
  • Robot: "BEEEP! I AM ROBOT! ALIEN APPROACHING!"
  • Alien: "Take me to your bird-feeder!"
  • Ensign: "I forgot my line! Line, please!"
  • Captain: "Dear aliens, we come in peace!"
  • Alien: "I am hungry! I wish I had some pizza!"
  • Ensign: "You should join us, alien... We would love to have you at Club Penguin!"
  • Alien: "Yes, earthlings! Let us unite as friends!"
  • Captain: "Then we shall use the metal to fix the ship!"
  • Robot: "BEEEEEEP! I, ROBOT, HAVE FIXED SHIP!"
  • Alien: "Let us voyage together as a team!"
  • Captain: Engage the carp drive... Let's get back to Club Penguin with our new friend!
  • Robot: "BLABEEEEEP... HOORAY FOR CLUB PENGUIN!"
  • Captain: "Blast off!"

The Twelfth Fish

  • Countess: "The iceberg's a stage and we are penguins!"
  • Jester: "A stage where every penguin plays a part."
  • Bard: "Fair maiden, shall we go and catch some fish?"
  • Jester: "To fish or not to fish, that is the question!"
  • Countess: "Good plan! Fishing is such a sweet comfort."
  • Bard: "Now is the winter of our fishing trip."
  • Jester: "As good luck would have it!"
  • Bard: "The first thing we do, let's catch all the fish."
  • Fish: "BLUB BLUB!"
  • Jester: "O fishing line, fishing line! Wherefore art thou doing fine?"
  • Fish: "BLUBBETH!"
  • Countess: "What fish through yonder ocean swim?"
  • Fish: "DOUBLE, DOUBLE BLUB AND BUBBLE!"
  • Bard: "But hark! What fish through yonder water peeks?"
  • Jester: "A fish! A fish! My puffle for a fish!"
  • Fish: "AY, THERE'S THE BLUB!"
  • Countess: "Something fishy this way comes."
  • Jester: "With my empty tummy my eye doth feast."
  • Bard: "Now please get me a dish fit for the fish!"
  • Fish: "BUT NEVER DOUBT I BLUB!"
  • Countess: "Get thee to a fishery!"
  • Jester: "To dine, perchance to eat!"
  • Bard: "If fish be the food of life, waddle on!"

Squidzoid vs Shadow Guy and Gamma Gal

  • Shadow Guy: "Hello every one I am going to introduce myself and the rest, my name is Shadow Guy and this lady is called Gamma Gal and over here is Squidzoid"
  • Witness: "I saw a monster eat the Pet Shop!" then walk around with the text and shake the text.
  • Squidzoid: "GRAWL! I HUNGRY!"
  • Reporter: "Who will save us now?"
  • Shadow Guy: "The city needs our help!"
  • Gamma Gal: "Super costume mega transform!"

(Heroes change into super suits)

  • Witness: "Look! The heroes have arrived!"
  • Reporter: "Here they come to save the day!"
  • Shadow Guy: "Freeze, Squidzoid! Drop that shop!"
  • Gamma Gal: "I think you've had enough to eat!"
  • Squidzoid: "BLARRG! YOU CAN'T STOP ME!"
  • Gamma Gal: "Oh yeah? Take this! PLASMA GLOW WAVE!"
  • Squidzoid: "RROOOOAAAARR!"
  • Reporter: "The superheroes are using their powers!"
  • Witness: "Hurray heroes! Nice going!"
  • Squidzoid: "PUNY HEROES! YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME!"
  • Shadow Guy: "Then try this on for size! SHADOW WAVE!"
  • Squidzoid: "GLEEGRRAUWLL!"
  • Reporter: "This just in! Squidzoid is trying to escape!"
  • Witness: "After it! Don't let it get away!"
  • Gamma Gal: "Quick! With our powers combined!"
  • Shadow Guy: "For great justice!"
  • Squidzoid: "NO! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! GRRAAA!"
  • Witness: "It's turning into a penguin!"

(Squidzoid turns into a penguin)

  • Squidzoid: "Hey, I'm a penguin again. What happened?"
  • Reporter: "You turned into Squidzoid!"
  • Witness: And started eating the city!
  • Squidzoid: "Oh! I had a monster appetite!"
  • Shadow Guy: "With great power comes great hunger."
  • Gamma Gal: "Looks like our work here is done!"
  • Squidzoid: Let's go get a fish pizza.
  • Reporter: "The city is saved! This reporter is signing off."

Team Blue's Rally Debut

  • Happy Judge: "Welcome everyone to the big Mascot Tryouts!"
  • Grumpy Judge: "Each mascot has to get through US to win."
  • Cheerleader: "Let's give 'em a big round of applause!"
  • Audience: "Yeah! Go Team Blue!"
  • Happy: "Give it up for PEPPPPPPPYYYYYYY!"

(Peppy runs into gym, audience cheers)

  • Peppy: "ANY COOL BIRDS IN THE HOUSE TODAY? LEMME HEAR YA SAY BRRRRRRRRD!"
  • Audience: "BRRRRRRRRD!"
  • Peppy: "OH EE OH EE OH!"
  • Audience: "ICE! ICE! ICE!"

(Tate runs into the gym)

  • Tate: "Did somebody say ICE?!..."

(Tate trips and falls)

  • Tate: "Oops! Didn't see those bleachers there..."
  • Cheerleader: "Everyone give it up for Tate! GO BLUE!"

(Tate trips and falls again, runs out of the gym)

  • Grumpy Judge: "Man, this competition is soooo lame."
  • Zeus: "Oh man! I don't want to go out there!"
  • Tate: "C'mon, you should go. You'll do better than me."
  • Zeus: "But I don't even have a cool entrance!"

(Peppy enters the hallway to see what's happening)

The Quest for the Golden Puffle

  • Yukon: We have to be careful in this pyramid, Alaska!
  • Alaska: Can't find rare puffles without a little danger...
  • Alaska: Hey look, a switch! Wonder what it does...
  • Yukon: Oh no! Run! It's a rolling rock ball trap!
  • Alaska: What's an adventure without a few traps?
  • Yukon: That was close! Told you we should be careful!
  • Alaska: Careful is my middle name.
  • Yukon: Look! The Golden Puffle! Let's get it!
  • Alaska: I've been waiting a long, long time for this...
(Door opens and Boris appears)
  • Boris: TUMMMMMMY!
  • King Ra-Ra: Halt! Who dares to enter the great pyramid!
  • Alaska: Quick, Yukon! Grab the Golden Puffle!
  • Yukon: Got it! Let's get out of here!
  • Boris: TUMMMMMMMMY!
  • King Ra-Ra: Don't let them take it, Boris!
  • Alaska: We've gotta get out of here... fast!
  • Yukon: Oh no! We're trapped in the pyramid!
  • Alaska: You can say that again.
  • Yukon: Oh no! We're trapped in the pyramid!
  • Boris: TUMMMMMMMMMY!
  • King Ra-Ra: You can't escape the great pyramid! Now give us the Golden Puffle!
  • Alaska: I don't give up my quests that easily, Ra-Ra!
  • Boris: TUMMMMMMY!
  • Yukon: Wait! I think I know how to stop all of this!
(Yukon gives Boris the Golden Puffle)
  • Boris: TUM MEEEEE!
  • Alaska: What are you doing Yukon?! That's my treasure!
(Boris unwraps the Golden Puffle)
  • Yukon: It's a puffle-shaped chocolate in gold wrapper!
  • King Ra-Ra: That's right! And Boris was really hungry!
  • Boris: YUMMMMMMMY!
  • King Ra-Ra: That's why we had to get it back!
  • Alaska: Sigh. Guess it is not the rare puffle I thought.
  • King Ra-Ra: Oh, but it is rare! It is made of the island's rarest dark chocolate!
  • Yukon: These weren't the puffles we were looking for.
  • Alaska: Do not fear, Yukon! New adventures await!
  • King Ra-Ra: Hmmm...where did I put that snowball of mine?
  • Alaska: Onwards to victory and the rarest puffles!

The Penguins that Time Forgot

  • Chester: Time to try out this new Time Travel 1000!
  • (Time machine opens)
  • Critteroo: “UGG! DINO! UGG!
  • Chester: What is this place? Where am I?
  • Kek: GRUB! GRUB GRUB!
  • Chester: I’m in Grub? What’s a Grub?
  • Critteroo: LAVA! LAVA!
  • Chester: Lava?! I’ve gotta get out of here!
  • (Time machine breaks)
  • Chester: Great, now I’m stuck in some place called Grub.
  • Tiki: TIKI UGG!
  • Kek: GRRRRRRRUB!
  • Chester: Now who’s this with the big silly mask?
  • Tiki: TIKI TIKI BOARD TIKI BOARD!
  • Critteroo: TIKI! TIKI ATOOK
  • Tiki: ABOOT! ABOOT!
  • Kek: YUB NUB GRUB!
  • Chester: okay, really now. Can’t you just use real words?
  • Critteroo: GRUB! TIKI GRUB-GRUB!
  • Chester: You do know you don’t make any sense, right?
  • Critteroo: LAVA NO TIKI GRUB!
  • Chester: Sigh. Okay, something about lava and grubs.
  • Tiki: ABOOOOOOT!
  • Chester: You were wearing boots, but the grubs took them?
  • Kek: LAVA NO LAVA! GRUB TIKI GRUB!
  • Chester: Let me guess, your name is Tiki and you’re Grub.
  • Tiki: ABOOT TIKI
  • Critteroo: TIKI GRUB-GRUB!
  • Chester: I give up! I have no idea what you’re saying.
  • Kek: DINO YUB NUB LAVAAA!
  • Chester: Well, I may as well join in...
  • Chester: GRUB GRUB!
  • Tiki: TIKI BOARD BOARD!
  • Kek: LAVA DINO GRUB!
  • Chester: Last time I buy a time machine for 10 coins...

Team Blue's Rally 2

  • (Zeus on stage alone)
  • Zeus: Oh no, it is time for the big game already!
  • Zeus: I can't believe I have to do this by myself.
  • (Jupiter & Bella enter)
  • Jupiter: Ready for the big game there. Zeussy?
  • Zeus: Um.... yes I am... err... who are you?
  • Jupiter: The name's Jupiter.
  • Zeus: I guess you're here to help cheer on Team Blue?
  • Jupiter: No way! I'm here to make sure Red wins!
  • Bella: RED IS GOOD! RED'S THE BEST!
  • Bella: BETTER THAN A YELLOW VEST! GOOOO RED!
  • Zeus: But um.... I'm supposed to be the moose mascot!
  • Zeus: I thought Team Red's mascot was an alien!
  • Jupiter: Antenna was LAST year's mascot!
  • Bella: LAST YEAR'S OUT! THIS YEAR'S IN!
  • (Jeff the referee and both teams enter)
  • Jeff: All right, everyone ready for some dodgeball?
  • Jupiter: Never been more ready, Jeff!
  • Jupiter: EVERYONE LEMME HEAR YA SAY MOOOSE!
  • Team Red: MOOOSE!
  • Zeus: Wait um.... hey.... that's MY line!
  • Jupiter: No I'm pretty sure it is MINE there, Zeussy!
  • Jeff: Woah, woah, woah! Time out!
  • Jeff: Be a good sport! Cheers are for everyone!
  • (Scoreboard breaks)
  • Jeff: Oh great, now the scoreboard's broken!
  • Bella: OOPS OOPS GOES THE CLOCK!
  • Bella: USED TO TICK BUT NOW IT TOCKS!
  • Zeus: Maybe we could just play for fun instead?
  • Jupiter: No way! You want this trophy back?
  • Jupiter: You'll have to earn it!
  • Jupiter: This is TEAM RED'S time to shine!
  • Bella: HE'S GONNA SHINE THE CLOCK!
  • Jupiter: Not THAT kind of shine, Bella.
  • Zeus: You know what?! I've had enough of this!
  • Zeus: YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY MOOSE IN TOWN!
  • Zeus: I'm gonna show you who the original moose is!
  • Zeus: ARE YOU READY BLUE TEAM?!
  • Team Blue: YES!!!
  • Zeus: Then let's bring this trophy BACK HOME!
  • Team Blue: GO TEAM BLUE!
  • Jupiter: We'll see who this trophy belongs to....
  • Jeff: Game on!
  • (Whistle blows and the game begins)

Ruby and the Ruby

  • Hammer: I was working late. A terrible storm was raging.
  • Ruby: You've got to help me!
  • Hammer: What's the problem madam?
  • Ruby: Someone has stolen my gemstone!
  • Hammer: Jacque Hammer at your service.
  • Ruby: Let's work together.
  • Hammer: I work alone, Ms. Ruby.
  • Ruby: There was this fishy-looking guy outside.
  • Hammer: And you suspect him?
  • Ruby: I saw him throw something in the bin.

Scene 2:

  • Hammer: The name's Hammer - Jacque Hammer.
  • Hammer: I've got a few questions for you.
  • Tenor: Mind if I play hopscotch while you ask them?
  • Hammer: What were you doing yesterday?
  • Tenor: I was right here with my hopscotch gang.
  • Hammer: I bet you've hopscotched away a few gems, right?
  • Tenor: You're barking up the wrong tree, Hammer.

Scene 3:

  • Hammer: There was nothing in the bin. I needed clues.
  • Dom: Hello Mr. Hammer. It's good to see you, sir.
  • Hammer: Seen anything suspicious, Dom?
  • Dom: Sorry, Mr. Hammer, sir, I haven't.
  • Hammer: Where's Ms. Ruby?
  • Dom: She's arranging the flowers across the hall, sir.
  • Hammer: That lady's trouble. I need to speak to her...
  • Dom: Don't forget to sign the guestbook, sir.

Scene 4:

  • Hammer: Anything else you can tell me, madam?
  • Ruby: Haven't you found it yet? I'm busy.
  • (Ruby exits)
  • Hammer: I found a note under a vase.
  • Hammer: The numbers looked like a combination.

Scene 5:

  • Hammer: Here's your gem, Ms. Ruby. It was safe all along.
  • Ruby: Oh, jolly well done, Hammer.
  • Hammer: Another day, another crime solved.

Space Adventure Planet Y

  • Captain: Captain's journal, entry 30:16...
  • Captain: The SS Astro Barrier returns to Club Penguin...
  • Ensign: Speed set to carp five.
  • Zip: Wait, watch out for the-
  • (Asteroid hits the SS Astro Barrier)
  • Robot: TWEE-BEEP! ERROR 6000! DIRECT-HIT!
  • Zip: ...asteroid!
  • Ensign: Captain, it is thrown us off course!
  • Captain: Engage the carp drive. Full reverse!
  • Robot: BEEP BEEP! CARP DRIVE FAILURE.
  • Ensign: Negative captain. It's not working.
  • Zip: Have you tried clearing the cache?
  • Ensign: I've tried, but it won't reload!
  • Captain: Emergency Crash landing-that planet will do.
  • Zip: No, not Planet Y! My rivals the Qs live here!
  • (Ship crashes into building)
  • Qua: Visitors, you've disturbed our meeting...
  • Quip: So you have our old robot, Tin Can. Greetings.
  • Qua: We're planning to make a giant space craft.
  • Quip: Tin Can 3000, help us get ship parts. Now!
  • Robot: NEW ORDER RECEIVED. REPROGRAMMING.
  • Zip: Wait! Remember space directive 402?
  • Captain: The bot exchange agreement! Quick thinking, Zip!
  • Quip: They own the bot. He can't destroy the craft...
  • Qua: Let's do it ourselves-we'll be fast!
  • Zip: Restart the bot, and let's get out of here.
  • Robot: REBOOTING. REBOOTING. REBOOTING.
  • Robot: GLEEEP! ENGINE TERMINATED. JET FUEL
  • Ensign: No! How are we going to get back this time?
  • Robot: ZWEEEP! ABORT, RETRY, FAIL?
  • Captain: Retry. Tin Can, use ice cream for fuel.
  • Zip: It's working! Let's get out of here.
  • Captain: Set a course for the Iceberg. Carp 5. Engage!
  • Quip: We shall meet again, Captain Snow...

Fairy Fables

  • Twee: Once upon a time a prince was dressed all in RED...
  • Redhood: Red?! Are you sure? It's not really my color.
  • Twee: Don't interrupt! I said he was all dressed in RED!
  • Redhood: Oh. All right, then. What a lovely day!
  • Twee: He was taking croissants to a hungry princess.
  • Redhood: Golly, I hope she like pastries.
  • Twee: But suddenly, something jumped out of the trees!
  • Redhood: Oh no! A scary looking sheep!
  • Big Bad Wool: BAA! I am the Big Bad Wool and I'm hungry!
  • Redhood: What great big teeth you've got!
  • Big Bad Wool: All the better to eat croissants with!
  • Redhood: No chance, Woolly! They're for the princess.
  • Big Bad Wool: BAA! Then I'll huff and I'll puff...
  • Twee: And the Big Bad Wool blew all the trees down.
  • Redhood: Oh no! What am I going to do?
  • Twee: You need to distract the sheep, of course!
  • Redhood: Oh yes. Look over there!
  • Big Bad Wool: A unicorn flying through the sky? BAA-zaa!
  • Redhood: Aha, now I can escape!
  • Twee: Finally the prince arrived at the castle.
  • Redhood: Now I will climb up Grumpunzel's long hair.
  • Twee: You'll have to make do with a ladder.
  • Redhood: If I must...
  • Grumpunzel: La la la la...
  • Redhood: She's totally lost in la-la-land. What do I do now?
  • Twee: Throw a magic snowball at her, of course!
  • Redhood throws a snowball at Grumpunzel
  • Grumpunzel: Oi! What do you think you're doing?
  • Redhood: Princess! I've brought you some croissants!
  • Grumpunzel: Croissants? I asked for COOKIES!
  • Redhood: Guess they don't call her Grumpunzel for nothing
  • Twee: I think she should go back to la-la-land. ZAP!
  • Big Bad Wool: BAA! Excuse me! I'm really hungry here!
  • Twee: Well there are plenty of croissants to go 'round.
  • Redhood: You'd better not wool them all down at once.
  • Twee: And they lived happily ever after.
  • THE END.
Twee Gives a Tour Of The Stage
  • Twee: Welcome to my Tree of Twos!
  • Twee: Let me show you around a bit.
    • Twee: I love my books. I have two of every one.
  • Twee: See my boombox? It has two speakers!
  • Twee: I wanted two unicorns, but I ran out of glue.
  • Twee: I tried to have two princes in this play, too.
  • Twee: This is my chair, made of two types of wood!
  • Twee: And the pond took me two days to make!
  • Twee: Hope you liked the tour. Enjoy the play!

Penguin Play Awards

  • Host: You look like an amazing attentive audience.
  • Host: And the winner for Best Overall Play is...
  • Host: Wow! The award for Best Costume goes to...
  • Host: Penguin Play Award for Best Music goes to...
  • Host: This year, Best effects will be awarded to...
  • Host: The judges congratulate all the nominees!
  • Host: You, large squid monster in the back! Settle!
  • Host: Excuse me! Lady in red! You missing a jewel?
  • Host: Hey, Fairy! Did you bring croissants?
  • Host: Yo! Bring over that that Shadow Wave!
  • Host: Hey - everyone quiet down!
  • Host: Shhhh! Let them speak!
  • Host: What happens if the MONSTER does not win?!
  • Host: Everyone looks so absolutely fabulous.
  • Host: I'm excited to see the winners on stage.
  • Host: Dahhling... you look mahhvelous.
  • Twee: Applause! Applause! Make it louder!
  • Alaska: Was told there'd be some rare puffles. Seen any?
  • Boris: TUMMMMMMY!
  • Chester: If I had a time machine, I'd stay here. You?
  • Kek: GRUB TROPHY GRUB MAKE NUB FIRE?
  • Ruby: This trophy will look great next to my ruby!
  • Hammer: The judges need to look at the nominees carefully...
  • Hammer: I'll lend them a magnifying glass.
  • Squidzoid: PUNY AUDIENCE! I'M CLEARLY THE WINNER.
  • Shadow Guy: My fans make these fancy events worthwhile!
  • Gamma Gal: Wouldn't be where I am now without bad dudes.
  • Twee: Aren't my wings the sparkliest you ever seen?
  • Chester: Okay now. Give me TIME to talk. Heheheh...
  • Kek: SHINY... GRUB... PRETTY... UHN... ME EAT?
  • Squidzoid: RAWWRR! YES! EAT TROPHY!
  • Ruby: Where's Jacques? Someone's lifted my ruby!
  • Alaska: An honor to be here. Next adventure, please.
  • Boris: GIVE ME THE TROOOOOOPHY!
  • Shadow Guy: I'd like to thank my fans. And my Shadow Wave.
  • Gamma Gal: For great justice!
  • Host: Thank you! You've been a great audience!

The Haunting of the Viking Opera

  • Hector: Alright everyone, it is time for Helga's solo. From the top!
  • Helga: NO! NO! A bajillion times NO! I will not sing!
  • Hector: Come on Helga! Your solo's the most important part of the play!
  • Helga: NO! As long as the ghost is ghosting, I will not sing!
  • Hector: Helga, please! There's no such thing as ghosts!
  • Bailey: Now now, miss 'egla, nothin' to worry about. Im 'ere now.
  • Helga: Oh, but what if the ghost throws a tomato or something?
  • Bailey: No worries. I'll 'appily take a tomato for you any day.
  • Helga: Well...Alright. I'll do it. I'll sing.
  • Hector: Wonderful! Alright everyone, places, places!
  • (Everyone takes in their places.)
  • Hector: All right, from the top. One... Two... Three... Action!
  • Ghost: OOOooooOOOOooooooOOOOoooOOO!!!!!
  • Bailey: Yikes! That does not sound right...
  • Helga: It's not me! IT'S THE GHOST!
  • Ghost: OOOOooooOOOOOooOOOoooOOOO!!!!
  • Hector: Oh my goodness! The ghost is real?!
  • Helga: Don't just stand there, do something!
  • Bailey: Well, I ain't afraid of no ghost! Let me 'andle this!
  • Bailey: You there! You're under arrest! Haunting is against the law!
  • (Ghost begins to glow)
  • Ghost: OOOOoooOOOooOOOoOO!!!
  • Bailey: On second thought, maybe I'll let you off with a warning...
  • Hector: Maybe if we ask nicely, it'll go haunt the mine or something...
  • Helga: Oh fiddle sticks! I've had enough! Shoo, ghost, shoo!
  • Ghost: OOOOOooooOOOOOooooOOO!!!
  • Helga: Hmph! You call that a G flat? I'LL show you a G flat...
  • Helga: LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
  • Ghost: OOOOoooOOOOooOOOO!!!
  • Helga: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Bailey: BLIMEY! I CAN'T EVEN HEAR MYSELF THINK!
  • Hector: WHAAAAT?!!
  • (There's a rumble and suddenly...)
  • (...a giant avalanche buries the ghost)
  • Helga: Now THAT'S how you sing an opera.
  • Hector: I guess it is not over until the hat-lady sings!
  • Bailey: Alright, now let's see who's really behind the ghost!
  • (Bailey removes the Ghost's costume)
  • Hector: Why it is Moneek, our costume designer!
  • Moneek: Whoa, my head... What's going on here?
  • Hector: What were you doing in that sheet?
  • Moneek: Sorry, I got tangled in that sheet with my flashlight.
  • Helga: Then why were you yelling 'OOOOooooOOOO!!!'
  • Moneek: Oh, it was too bright. It was hurting my eyes.
  • Bailey: Well, I'm glad we got all that cleared up!
  • Helga: And I finally got a chance to practice my solo!
  • Hector: Good show everyone. Let's take it from the top!

My Awesome Life - The Herbert Story

  • Herbert: "Welcome to a very special production"
  • Herbert: "Today I'll be performing the role of Illustrious Leader"
  • Herbert: "Flash photography is encouraged. Enjoy!"
  • Herbert: "takes deep breath"
  • Herbert: "I was born in the frozen landscapes of the Northern"
  • Herbert: "I was a[1] intelligent and sensitive cub. Gifted, you could say"
  • Herbert: "Yet there were none who appreciated my genius!"
  • Herbert: "So I bravely ventured out into the world"
  • Herbert: "Alas! The storms of misfortune beset me"
  • Herbert: "and I was blown to the snow-covered prison you call home"
  • Herbert: "Here I saw an opportunity"
  • Herbert: "I could lead these poor penguins to prosperity!"
  • Herbert: "But a sinister group of secret agents attacked me!"
  • Herbert: "But a sinister group of secret agents attacked me!"
  • Herbert: "I wouldn't give up! With each ingenious plan"
  • Herbert: "I got closer and closer to victory!"
  • Herbert: "We battled!"
  • Herbert battles the agents
  • Herbert: "I blew up their HQ with an explosion of popcorn.
  • Herbert: "and in return,one fiendish brute trapped me in an ice"
  • Herbert: "But I escaped! I plotted my revenge,and one day
  • Herbert: "I blew up their base and took over the island!"
  • Herbert: "MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!
  • Herbert: "And that's how I became the Illustrious Ruler of Club Herbert
  • Herbert: "The End"
  • Herbert: "Thank you,thank you!"
  • Herbert: "You are too kind!"
  • Huckle: "BOOO!!!"
  • JeckyII "Snore!"
  • Huckle: "I want to see Quest for the Golden Puffle!"
  • JeckyII: "Do something funny!"
  • Huckle: "Throw a pie!"
  • JeckyII: "Take this!"
  • Huckle: "Have a free snowball!"
  • JeckyII: "Long live the EPF!"
  • Herbert: "Quiet you!"
  • Herbert: "SHHHH!"
  • Herbert: "Hey! Who threw that!"

Director

  • Places everyone!
  • Take it again from the top!
  • Excellent work, team. Keep it up!
  • That's a wrap!
  • Take a bow everyone!
  • Scene 1. And, action!
  • Scene 2, from the top!
  • Scene 3, places please.
  • Scene 4. Let's see some effort here.
  • Ready for Scene 5?
  • Let's take it from the top.
  • Can we have some quiet please?
  • Two minute call, actors to the stage.
  • Places please!
  • 5 minute call, actors to the stage.
  • Let's take it from the top.
  • It's a wrap!
  • Cut!

Trivia

  • In the early years of the Stage's release, when the player opened the script and went to any other room with it enabled, it was possible to recite the script anywhere.
  • During the Medieval Party 2008, the script was located at the Cove for The Twelfth Fish.
  • Phrases could potentially contain characters which cannot be typed otherwise, such as dots and commas.

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