The Pirate Translator 3000 is one of Gary's inventions. The main part of the device is a metal box with dials and switches with an output speaker for translation. A microphone is connected to the invention by a wire which is plugged in to one of the sockets.
The purpose of this invention is to translate 'Pirate speak', which consist of stereotypical Pirate phrases such as 'avast' and 'ahoy' which seem to translate to 'hello'.
- Not much is known about it except that it works properly and that its only appearance was in the Comic, 'Rockhopper Translator'.