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A "Mwa Mwa Penguin" is a subspecies of standard penguin who are identified by their clamoring for a parent. They are infamous for their lack of proper English. Most Mwa Mwa Penguins are located in the Pet Shop, which conveniently doubles as an orphanage. Mwa Mwa penguins often "see" pets, such as a puppy, kitten, etc. Lots of other Penguins pretend to be a Puppy by turning brown and adding other accesories. Then, a Mwa Mwa Penguin will usually come over and hug it and follow it everywhere. They act like human babies and are usually curious. Mwa Mwa Penguins are also extremely vulnerable to minor things and are easily scared. Most Mwa Mwa Penguins eventually obtain a parent. If they are taken to an igloo with furniture, they may knock it down or do other nasty things with it. They are mostly seen at night, probably because that's when most Mwa Mwa lovers go online. Soon after being "adopted" the penguin will usually leave them in some way, and return to the Pet Shop for more. Some Mwa Mwa Penguins will pretend to "grow up" and will change their clothes to normal clothing and speak proper English. They usually do this at a random time or moment. Obviously, if this happens they will no longer beg or clamor for a parent. Some Mwa Mwas wear a Mummy costume and pretend to be an egg. When they are an egg, they usually say: "is just an egg", "wolls" (which is translated into rolls), "hatches (which is just taking off the Mummy costume)" and sometimes "BREAKS!" (but obviously they're still okay).

Contents 1 Slang and Translation 2 Help, Workers and Other Relations 3 Trivia 4 Gallery

Slang and Translation

• Wello=Hello
• Otay/Wokay=Okay
• Way=Yay
• Mwa Mwa/mommy/mwommy/muh mee/Maw me/ma ma/Wommy/wammy/mah mee = Mother
• Dah Dah/da da/waddy/duh duh = Father
• Iggy/Iggly/Igwoo = Igloo
• Tum Tum = Stomach
• Hwi = Hi
• Woo= You
• Broder/Bwother/bubby= Brother
• Sissy/Sissa/sista= Sister
• Tanks/Tank woo= Thanks
• Boo boo = Injury
• Wuppy/Uppie= Puppy
• Wug/Wugz= Hug/Hugs
• Hungwy/hungy= Hungry
• Toesies = Toes
• Wittle= Little
• Fwipper/Ipper/Wipper= Flipper
• Meanie= Mean Penguin
• Swave= Slave
• Pwease/Pease= Please
• Dove/Wove/Wuv = Love
• Wes = Yes
• Twofy/Tofy = Trophy
• Woll/Wolls = Roll/Rolls
• Goo goo = Garbled baby talk
• Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!/ Waaaaaaaaa / Cries or Crys= Crying or Screaming
• Stwanger/Stanger= stranger
• Welp = help
• Dwagon = dragon
• Upsi! = Pick me up
• Clings=Climbs
• Buh Bye=Bye bye or good bye
• Wate=Hate (Some Mwa Mwas say "I wate woo" before they run away)
• Wady=Lady
• Fam Fam= Family
• Boo Milk = "ewwww" Milk
• Uppie=Puppy

Help, Workers and Other Relations

• Butler: Butlers are often Hired by penguins. They come to clean the igloo, pretend to make food, ask who it is when a penguin enters, and they sometimes help with a Mwa Mwa Penguin.

• Maid: Maids are like butlers, however, they are always females and they clean.

• Chef/Cook: Chefs (sometimes called cooks) are penguins who are hired to "make food" for the owner of the igloo.

• Creepy Butler: These are rare. They have the same duties as a standard butler. They commonly speak in third person language, and refer to their owner as "master" or "mistress". Many babies are afraid of these. They may be based off of various detective stories, of which "the butler did it". These have a nineteenth century air about them, and often dress in a similar manner.

• Slave: Along with Mwa Mwa Penguins come a whole legion of slaves and staff of all kinds. Slaves must refer to their owner as "master" or "mistress" and have no fee. Penguins will come to the pet shop and have penguins "buy" them to help with their Mwa Mwa Penguins. Usually the people who hire them pretend to have very great wealth.

• Pet Shop Escape Staff (PSES): These penguins are the penguins who bring back Mwa Mwas when they escape from the Pet Shop and go into the Pizza Parlor. They also watch them and their escapes, dressed up as pets in the Pet Shop.

• "Bay Bee" Abusers: These people are seriously anti-Mwa Mwa-- so anti-Mwa Mwa, in fact, that they will abuse Mwa Mwas . Why these people enjoy other penguins' pain, it is a mystery. But they enjoy hitting, burning, throwing, etc. Quite a most of them are Dragons as they seem to scare Mwa Mwa Penguins the most.

• Feeders:They are workers that feeds animals; they also occasionally feed Mwa Mwas. They are very uncommon, and they use the apron from February.

Trivia

• A lot of penguins use the term "Bay Bee" instead of Mwa Mwa Penguin.

• Many penguins will start riots in order to stop Mwa Mwas for good.

• Most Mwa Mwa Penguins go to the Servers Antarctic, Yukon, Mammoth, Abominable, Yeti, Frosty or Blizzard in the Pet Shop.

• Ghosts scare most Mwa Mwa Penguins (just put on a ghost suit) when they scream "BOO!" behind/next to/in front of them.Dragons also like this. they just say RAWR! in behind/next to/in front of them. They usually go running around the Pet Shop screaming.

• Most are scared of ninjas and dragons, but if scared, will run but NOT leave the Pet Shop. Some Mwa Mwa hating ninjas,Dragons take advantage of this.

• It is often inadvisable if there is an abundance of Mwa Mwas at the Pet Shop to enter the Pizza Parlor. Mwa Mwas who have not been adopted, or have been adopted and escaped, may enter the Pizza Parlor in large numbers and cause chaos. PSES Penguins always try to get them back into the Pet Shop, but rarely succeed.

• In an attempt to obtain a parent, Mwa Mwas often say "Is wittle angel". When saying any other "doing" phrases (eg: Claps, eats pizza, etc.) they use perfect English.

• They almost always use the letter "W" in every sentence.

• Some penguins dress up as farmers (straw hat, dungarees of some sort) and try to herd large numbers of Mwa Mwas to other places, most often the Snow Forts. The Mwa Mwas will ALWAYS escape, and go back to the Pet Shop.

• Very few penguins will adopt a Mwa Mwa and kill them. Most of them have been banned for this.

• If their mother does not give them attention they will say "doesnt get any attention" or if they have a sister "doesnt get any attention sista does." If mothers and fathers don't take care of them, the Mwa Mwa will delete them and run away to Pet Shop.

• When Mwa Mwa penguins get adopted, they usually say "way!" (which translates to yay!).

• When it has been a few hours they grow up and change their color and clothes; they will also speak proper English.

• If their mah mah (mother) or duh duh (father) logs off, they escape to the Pet Shop to try and be adopted again. They sometimes will delete their parents too.

• If Mwa Mwa penguins (bay bees) want to be poor, they say "is thrown from hospital car on a basket" or "is thrown from above "

• A lot of users on the wiki don't like Mwa Mwa Penguins, so sometimes they will form groups such as "The A-Kong's MwaMwaWatch"

• They often come out to bug penguins during the Fall Fair, where there are teddy bears, cotton candy, and other things like that in order to make themselves "look" cuter.

• They often say that they do things "cutely".

• They are seen almost literally everywhere nowadays.

• They often say what kind of parent that want.

• They often say "Looks up with huge brown eyes" or "Bounces with Dippy On" (Dippy meaning diaper)

Gallery

A Mwa Mwa penguin using a penguin in a dragon suit as a guard which it pets in turn	The Pet Shop full of Mwa Mwas.	Mwa Mwas gathering up next to their "Mom", also in the Pet Shop.	Teltu being a Mwa Mwa Penguin.
A boy Mwa Mwa Penguin