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Club Penguin Comics: Volume 1
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Date released October 15, 2009
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The first volume of comics. Comics from the website and other comics are in this book. Polo Field stated that a second volume was not made due to time-consumption and financial reasons.[1]

Description

This super-silly book of Club Penguin comics is sure to tickle your funny bone! It includes tons of all-new funnies, plus your favorite classic comics from the site!

Sections

  • Waddle On
  • Around Club Penguin
  • Puffles, Puffles, Puffles
  • Famous Friends
  • All Fun and Games

Comics

Waddle On

-three pre-panels are shown, each one has snowflake-

Panel 1: Penguin 1: Squee!
Panel 2: Penguin 1: Wow, guys, look, it's snowing! The first snow of the season!
Panel 3: Penguin 2: That's great...except the season is summer.
Penguin 3: Yeah. And there's always snow.


Panel 1: Penguin 1: Nothing here.
Penguin 2: Still nothing?
Panel 2: Penguin 3: Are you sure he said the pin was here?
Penguin 2: Positive! He said it was somewhere in the Lounge.
Panel 3: Penguin 2: Well, I'm tired of looking. I'm sitting down.
Panel 4: -pointy kind of pin is on chair- Penguin 2: YEE-OW!
Panel 5: Penguin 3: Found it!
Penguin 1: Yay!


Panel 1: Penguin 1: So, over here we have the pizza shop. It's where you get your pizzas and what-have-you.
Panel 2: Penguin 1: This is the-uh-sporty sports. You can buy, hmmm...looks like shoes and a sled-and oh, look! I think that's a ball over there.
Panel 3: This is the surf...place. Let's see...got some fire over there, some trees and stuff. There's some penguins swimming. Uhmmmm...
Panel 4: Penguin 2: You have no idea what you're saying, do you? Penguin 1: I just wanted the hat.


Panel 1: -penguins are talking in code-
Panel 2: Penguin 1: What do suppose they're saying? Penguin 2: Hm? I don't know. Maybe they're speaking in another language?
Panel 3: -Penguin 1 is confused- Penguin 2: Well, they're less confusing than the penguins who only talk in expressions.
Panel 4: -a penguin is happy, and the other is sick-


Why The Club Penguin Times doesn't include weather reports/5-Day Forecast
Panel 1: Thursday: Penguin 1: It's going to be cold today!
Panel 2: Friday: Penguin 1: Looks like it's still cold out there, penguins. Make sure you bundle up!
Panel 3: Saturday: Penguin 1: Well, still cold, so...stay bundled up, I guess.
Panel 4: Sunday: Penguin 1: Guess what? It's cold out.
Panel 5: Monday: -sign reads "Yes it's still cold"-


Panel 1: -Penguin is whistling-
Panel 2: -penguin wearing moose head shows up- Penguin: Wha-?
Panel 3: -penguin wearing Squidzoid costume shows up- Penguin: EEE!
Panel 4: -penguin wearing dragon costume shows up- -Penguin runs away-
Penguin: I don't even know where I am anymore!


Panel 1: Penguin 1: Hey, what's going on? Penguin 2: Why aren't you dressed? Penguin 3: Yeah, it's the Medieval Party!
Panel 2: Penguin 1: I didn't know! I'll have something awesome next time, you guys.
Panel 3: f... Penguin 1: Forsooth! Yon-hey! Where are all your costumes?
Panel 4: Penguin 2: What, for the Medieval Party? Penguin 3: That ended, like, yesterday. Penguin 4: Yeah. We're all about this rock now.
Panel 5: -Penguin 1 is confused while other penguins stare at rock-
Panel 6: -Penguin 1 stares at rock with other penguins-


Panel 1: Penguin: I've done it! I just invented an invisibility machine!
Panel 2: Penguin: As you can see, I've made my friend invisible.
Panel 3: penguin's friend taps on penguin's shoulder
Panel 4: penguin's pupils get small and looks at friend while friend waves
Panel 5: penguin looks at machine
Panel 6: Penguin: Do you know how to fix toasters?


Panel 1: Penguin 1: Guess what I'VE got?? Penguin 2: What?
Panel 2: Penguin 1: 3-D glasses! Penguin 2: Yeah, I've got some, too.
Panel 3: Penguin 1: Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time to enter...
Panel 4: Penguin 1: The THIRD DIMENSION!!!
Panel 5: Penguin 1: Oh WOW!
Panel 6: Penguin 2: What?


Panel 1: Penguin 1: Oh no!
Panel 2: Penguin 1: Guys, come quick! We've got a fire!
Panel 3: -shows firefighter penguins putting out campfire-
Panel 4: Penguin 2: You can always tell who's a new firefighter, huh? Penguin 1: Good job, men!

Around Club Penguin

Panel 1: -Penguin 2 carries chair- Penguin 1: What are you doing?
Penguin 2: Didn't you hear? There's an igloo decorating contest!
Panel 2: Penguin 2: I'm doing such a good job, I'll get first prize for sure!
Panel 3: Penguin 1: I highly doubt that.
Penguin 2: What? Why?
Panel 4: Penguin 1: Because this is the Coffee Shop!
Penguin 2: I was hoping that still counted.


Panel 1: Penguin 1 (thinking): Hmmm, I wonder what would happen if I turned it by hand instead of snowballs.
Panel 2: penguin turns the target using only flippers
Panel 3: penguin keeps turning the target using only flippers
Panel 4: penguin falls off ladder and a giant jack-in-the-box comes out of clock


Panel 1: Penguin 1: You're fired! -Penguin 2 is confused-
Panel 2: Penguin 3: Hey, boss. Where are the plates? Penguin 1: You're fired.
Panel 3: Penguin 4: No, you're fired! I'm the boss now.
Panel 4: Penguin 1: Aw.


Panel 1: Penguin 1: You look tired! Hard day? Penguin 2: You have no idea.
Panel 2: Penguin 2: Whew! Started this morning with a crew of drillers at the Iceberg, but then there was this bunch of robots who broke us up and I got turned into a robot.
Panel 3: Penguin 2: So I was wandering around with the other robots, and then a cheerleader chased us all away. Can you believe that? One cheerleader. Robots these days. Penguin 1: Goodness!
Panel 4: Penguin 2: Anyway, after an afternoon of making candy pizzas, I just needed to come in for a cup of coffee. After this, I've got to go direct a play at the Stage! Penguin 1: Sounds like a full day!


Panel 1: -"under construction" stage in the Lighthouse-
Penguin 1: What's that?
Penguin 2: I don't know. It's still under construction.
Panel 2: Penguin 1: Hey! Let's help build it, guys!
Panel 3: -penguins are drilling on construction-
-stage is destroyed-
Panel 4: Penguin 1: That... usually works.


Panel 1: -penguin is shown drilling into Iceberg
Panel 2: penguin is still drilling, even though it's nighttime
Panel 3: penguin is still drilling in the morning
Panel 4: Penguin 2: Maybe you should give up...?
Panel 5: Penguin 1: IT'LL TIP!

Puffles, Puffles, Puffles

Panel 1: -penguin is making snow igloo-
Panel 2: -penguin is figuring out if the snow igloo is at the right angle or not-
Panel 3: -penguin is looking confident about sculpture-
Panel 4: -penguin is devastated to see that yellow puffle made successful sculpture of Town-


Panel 1: Penguin 2: I'm trying to teach my puffle some new tricks.
Panel 2: Penguin 2: Sit, Fluffy, sit!
Panel 3: -penguins are shown staring at puffle-
Panel 4: Penguin 1: Is it sitting? Penguin 2: I have no idea.


Panel 1: Penguin 1: Game show at my igloo! Big prizes! Big fun! Penguin 2: Wanna try it out? Penguin 3: Yeah, why not?
Panel 2: Penguin 2: Laziest game show ever! There aren't even any buzzers! Penguin 3: What the-?
Panel 3: Penguin 1: Moo hoo ha ha! Now you've fallen into my trap! My invisible cage has you now!
Panel 4: Penguin 2: Hey, you wanna just go play some Mancala? Penguin 3: Yeah, sure. Let's get out of here.
Panel 5: Penguin 1: Nooo! You cannot escape! For not only is the cage invisible... it's also electric! Bzt! Bzt!
Panel 6: Penguin 1: Well...You'll never escape my attack puffles! -Penguin 2 and Penguin 3 leave-
Panel 7: C'mon, puffles. I thought we went over this!


Panel 1: Penguin 1: Hey! What're you up to?
Panel 2: Penguin 2: Just taking my puffle for a walk.
Panel 3: Puffle 1: Hey! What're you up to?
Panel 4: Puffle 2: Just taking my penguin for a walk. You know how they can get.


Panel 1: Penguin 1 (writing): It's been a week since I've tried to infiltrate puffle society.
Panel 2: Penguin 1 (writing): I don't think I've learned anything yet, but I refuse to give up. I still don't even know how they communicate. All they seem to do is just sit around...smiling at each other.
Panel 3: -Penguin 1 stares at the puffles, who are smiling at each other-
Panel 4: Penguin 1 (writing): I think I've wasted a week of my life.

Famous Friends

Panel 1: -Rockhopper is seen sailing ship-
Panel 2: Rockhopper: Gasp!
Panel 3: -Migrator is about to hit an iceberg- Rockhopper: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Panel 4: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Panel 5: OOOOOOOO- -Migrator bumps into iceberg-


Panel 1: Gary's Failed Designs
Panel 2: Ski Lift 1000 -penguins are getting shook off ski lift-
Panel 3: Toaster 1000 -toaster is blasting toast at penguin-
Panel 4: Orange Juice 1000 -oranges explode-


Panel 1: -penguins are excited for Cadence's 1st dance lessons-
Panel 2: Cadence: Well, hey! Good to see you all. Why don't we start with you guys showing me your moves?
Panels 3, 4, 5, 6: -penguin is dancing badly-
Panel 7: Cadence: Wow... We've, uh, got a lot of work ahead of us.


Panel 1: Penguin 1: Sensei! Please share with us your wisdom.
Panel 2: Sensei: The wisest penguin, knows every journey begins, with a single step
Panel 3: Sensei: And that it's easy, to sound very wise if you, say things in haiku
Panel 4: Penguin 1: ... You got that from a fortune cookie, didn't you?
Panel 5: Sensei: ...
Panel 6: -smoke appears everywhere- Sensei: NINJA VANISH!


Panel 1: Gary: Hello, everyone! Today we'll be testing my Pirate Translator 3000 on Rockhopper.
Panel 2: Rockhopper: Avast and ahoy me hearties! Shiver me timbers! I have a blimey thirst that could sunder the seven seas! Smartly now, sailors, be there a buccaneer or landlubber to be me bucko and plunder me some cow's grog?
Panel 3: Gary's machine: Hello, friends. Can someone get me a glass of milk?
Panel 4: Penguin 1: Did he really say that? Rockhopper: Arrrrrrrr... Gary's machine: Yessssssss...


Panel 1: Aunt Arctic: I'm so tired! But I still have an article due for tomorrow...
Panel 2: Aunt Arctic: Yawn. I'll have to write it right after I wake up. -puffles are looking concerned-
Panel 3: -puffles type on Aunt Arctic's typewriter-
Panel 4: Aunt Arctic: Gasp! What's this?
Panel 5: Aunt Arctic: Did you write my article for me? Aw. Thank you, my dears. You may have really saved my bacon!
Panel 6: -paper has a bunch of random letters on it-
Panel 7: -Aunt Arctic is frustrated-


Panel 1: Penguin 1 (thinking): I can't believe I get to play Mancala with Rockhop
Panel 2: er this is so amazing look!!! He's making a move wh
Panel 3: n Rockhopper's amazing I can't wait to tell a
Panel 4: Rockhopper: Arrr...Ye be takin' yer turn? Penguin 1 (thinking): Heeee He just talked to meeee


Panel 1: Gary: Behold! My latest-and possibly greatest-invention yet!
Panel 2: -Gary removes tarp
Panel 3: Gary: The Cheese 3000!
Panel 4: -penguins are staring at it funny-
Panel 5: Penguin 1: It looks like cheese.
Panel 6: Gary: Cheese 3000
Panel 7: Penguin 1: It tastes like cheese. Gary: And ink!

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