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|Club Penguin Comics: Volume 1|
|Date released||October 15, 2009|
The first volume of comics. Comics from the website and other comics are in this book. It seems that there will be no volume 2, since five years have passed since it was made, and Polo Field said they were too confusing to make.[source needed]
This super-silly book of Club Penguin comics is sure to tickle your funny bone! It includes tons of all-new funnies, plus your favorite classic comics from the site!
- Waddle On
- Around Club Penguin
- Puffles, Puffles, Puffles
- Famous Friends
- All Fun and Games
-three pre-panels are shown, each one has snowflake-
Panel 1: Penguin 1: Squee!
Panel 2: Penguin 1: Wow, guys, look, it's snowing! The first snow of the season!
Panel 3: Penguin 2: That's great...except the season is summer.
Penguin 3: Yeah. And there's always snow.
Panel 1: Penguin 1: Nothing here.
Penguin 2: Still nothing?
Panel 2: Penguin 3: Are you sure he said the pin was here?
Penguin 2: Positive! He said it was somewhere in the Lounge.
Panel 3: Penguin 2: Well, I'm tired of looking. I'm sitting down.
Panel 4: -pointy kind of pin is on chair- Penguin 2: YEE-OW!
Panel 5: Penguin 3: Found it!
Penguin 1: Yay!
Panel 1: Penguin 1: So, over here we have the pizza shop. It's where you get your pizzas and what-have-you.
Panel 2: Penguin 1: This is the-uh-sporty sports. You can buy, hmmm...looks like shoes and a sled-and oh, look! I think that's a ball over there.
Panel 3: This is the surf...place. Let's see...got some fire over there, some trees and stuff. There's some penguins swimming. Uhmmmm...
Panel 4: Penguin 2: You have no idea what you're saying, do you? Penguin 1: I just wanted the hat.
Panel 1: -penguins are talking in code-
Panel 2: Penguin 1: What do suppose they're saying? Penguin 2: Hm? I don't know. Maybe they're speaking in another language?
Panel 3: -Penguin 1 is confused- Penguin 2: Well, they're less confusing than the penguins who only talk in expressions.
Panel 4: -a penguin is happy, and the other is sick-
Why The Club Penguin Times doesn't include weather reports/5-Day Forecast
Panel 1: Thursday: Penguin 1: It's going to be cold today!
Panel 2: Friday: Penguin 1: Looks like it's still cold out there, penguins. Make sure you bundle up!
Panel 3: Saturday: Penguin 1: Well, still cold, so...stay bundled up, I guess.
Panel 4: Sunday: Penguin 1: Guess what? It's cold out.
Panel 5: Monday: -sign reads "Yes it's still cold"-
Panel 1: -Penguin is whistling-
Panel 2: -penguin wearing moose head shows up- Penguin: Wha-?
Panel 3: -penguin wearing Squidzoid costume shows up- Penguin: EEE!
Panel 4: -penguin wearing dragon costume shows up- -Penguin runs away-
Penguin: I don't even know where I am anymore!
Panel 1: Penguin 1: Hey, what's going on? Penguin 2: Why aren't you dressed? Penguin 3: Yeah, it's the Medieval Party!
Panel 2: Penguin 1: I didn't know! I'll have something awesome next time, you guys.
Panel 3: f... Penguin 1: Forsooth! Yon-hey! Where are all your costumes?
Panel 4: Penguin 2: What, for the Medieval Party? Penguin 3: That ended, like, yesterday. Penguin 4: Yeah. We're all about this rock now.
Panel 5: -Penguin 1 is confused while other penguins stare at rock-
Panel 6: -Penguin 1 stares at rock with other penguins-
Panel 1: Penguin: I've done it! I just invented an invisibility machine!
Panel 2: Penguin: As you can see, I've made my friend invisible.
Panel 3: penguin's friend taps on penguin's shoulder
Panel 4: penguin's pupils get small and looks at friend while friend waves
Panel 5: penguin looks at machine
Panel 6: Penguin: Do you know how to fix toasters?
Panel 1: Penguin 1: Guess what I'VE got?? Penguin 2: What?
Panel 2: Penguin 1: 3-D glasses! Penguin 2: Yeah, I've got some, too.
Panel 3: Penguin 1: Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time to enter...
Panel 4: Penguin 1: The THIRD DIMENSION!!!
Panel 5: Penguin 1: Oh WOW!
Panel 6: Penguin 2: What?
Panel 1: Penguin 1: Oh no!
Panel 2: Penguin 1: Guys, come quick! We've got a fire!
Panel 3: -shows firefighter penguins putting out campfire-
Panel 4: Penguin 2: You can always tell who's a new firefighter, huh? Penguin 1: Good job, men!
Around Club Penguin
Panel 1: -Penguin 2 carries chair- Penguin 1: What are you doing?
Penguin 2: Didn't you hear? There's an igloo decorating contest!
Panel 2: Penguin 2: I'm doing such a good job, I'll get first prize for sure!
Panel 3: Penguin 1: I highly doubt that.
Penguin 2: What? Why?
Panel 4: Penguin 1: Because this is the Coffee Shop!
Penguin 2: I was hoping that still counted.
Panel 1: Penguin 1 (thinking): Hmmm, I wonder what would happen if I turned it by hand instead of snowballs.
Panel 2: penguin turns the target using only flippers
Panel 3: penguin keeps turning the target using only flippers
Panel 4: penguin falls off ladder and a giant jack-in-the-box comes out of clock
Panel 1: Penguin 1: You're fired! -Penguin 2 is confused-
Panel 2: Penguin 3: Hey, boss. Where are the plates? Penguin 1: You're fired.
Panel 3: Penguin 4: No, you're fired! I'm the boss now.
Panel 4: Penguin 1: Aw.
Panel 1: Penguin 1: You look tired! Hard day? Penguin 2: You have no idea.
Panel 2: Penguin 2: Whew! Started this morning with a crew of drillers at the Iceberg, but then there was this bunch of robots who broke us up and I got turned into a robot.
Panel 3: Penguin 2: So I was wandering around with the other robots, and then a cheerleader chased us all away. Can you believe that? One cheerleader. Robots these days. Penguin 1: Goodness!
Panel 4: Penguin 2: Anyway, after an afternoon of making candy pizzas, I just needed to come in for a cup of coffee. After this, I've got to go direct a play at the Stage! Penguin 1: Sounds like a full day!
Panel 1: -"under construction" stage in the Lighthouse-
Penguin 1: What's that?
Penguin 2: I don't know. It's still under construction.
Panel 2: Penguin 1: Hey! Let's help build it, guys!
Panel 3: -penguins are drilling on construction-
-stage is destroyed-
Panel 4: Penguin 1: That... usually works.
Panel 1: -penguin is shown drilling into Iceberg
Panel 2: penguin is still drilling, even though it's nighttime
Panel 3: penguin is still drilling in the morning
Panel 4: Penguin 2: Maybe you should give up...?
Panel 5: Penguin 1: IT'LL TIP!
Puffles, Puffles, Puffles
Panel 1: -penguin is making snow igloo-
Panel 2: -penguin is figuring out if the snow igloo is at the right angle or not-
Panel 3: -penguin is looking confident about sculpture-
Panel 4: -penguin is devastated to see that yellow puffle made successful sculpture of Town-
Panel 1: Penguin 2: I'm trying to teach my puffle some new tricks.
Panel 2: Penguin 2: Sit, Fluffy, sit!
Panel 3: -penguins are shown staring at puffle-
Panel 4: Penguin 1: Is it sitting? Penguin 2: I have no idea.
Panel 1: Penguin 1: Game show at my igloo! Big prizes! Big fun! Penguin 2: Wanna try it out? Penguin 3: Yeah, why not?
Panel 2: Penguin 2: Laziest game show ever! There aren't even any buzzers! Penguin 3: What the-?
Panel 3: Penguin 1: Moo hoo ha ha! Now you've fallen into my trap! My invisible cage has you now!
Panel 4: Penguin 2: Hey, you wanna just go play some Mancala? Penguin 3: Yeah, sure. Let's get out of here.
Panel 5: Penguin 1: Nooo! You cannot escape! For not only is the cage invisible... it's also electric! Bzt! Bzt!
Panel 6: Penguin 1: Well...You'll never escape my attack puffles! -Penguin 2 and Penguin 3 leave-
Panel 7: C'mon, puffles. I thought we went over this!
Panel 1: Penguin 1: Hey! What're you up to?
Panel 2: Penguin 2: Just taking my puffle for a walk.
Panel 3: Puffle 1: Hey! What're you up to?
Panel 4: Puffle 2: Just taking my penguin for a walk. You know how they can get.
Panel 1: Penguin 1 (writing): It's been a week since I've tried to infiltrate puffle society.
Panel 2: Penguin 1 (writing): I don't think I've learned anything yet, but I refuse to give up. I still don't even know how they communicate. All they seem to do is just sit around...smiling at each other.
Panel 3: -Penguin 1 stares at the puffles, who are smiling at each other-
Panel 4: Penguin 1 (writing): I think I've wasted a week of my life.
Panel 1: -Rockhopper is seen sailing ship-
Panel 2: Rockhopper: Gasp!
Panel 3: -Migrator is about to hit an iceberg- Rockhopper: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Panel 4: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Panel 5: OOOOOOOO- -Migrator bumps into iceberg-
Panel 1: Gary's Failed Designs
Panel 2: Ski Lift 1000 -penguins are getting shook off ski lift-
Panel 3: Toaster 1000 -toaster is blasting toast at penguin-
Panel 4: Orange Juice 1000 -oranges explode-
Panel 1: -penguins are excited for Cadence's 1st dance lessons-
Panel 2: Cadence: Well, hey! Good to see you all. Why don't we start with you guys showing me your moves?
Panels 3, 4, 5, 6: -penguin is dancing badly-
Panel 7: Cadence: Wow... We've, uh, got a lot of work ahead of us.
Panel 1: Penguin 1: Sensei! Please share with us your wisdom.
Panel 2: Sensei: The wisest penguin, knows every journey begins, with a single step
Panel 3: Sensei: And that it's easy, to sound very wise if you, say things in haiku
Panel 4: Penguin 1: ... You got that from a fortune cookie, didn't you?
Panel 5: Sensei: ...
Panel 6: -smoke appears everywhere- Sensei: NINJA VANISH!
Panel 1: Gary: Hello, everyone! Today we'll be testing my Pirate Translator 3000 on Rockhopper.
Panel 2: Rockhopper: Avast and ahoy me hearties! Shiver me timbers! I have a blimey thirst that could sunder the seven seas! Smartly now, sailors, be there a buccaneer or landlubber to be me bucko and plunder me some cow's grog?
Panel 3: Gary's machine: Hello, friends. Can someone get me a glass of milk?
Panel 4: Penguin 1: Did he really say that? Rockhopper: Arrrrrrrr... Gary's machine: Yessssssss...
Panel 1: Aunt Arctic: I'm so tired! But I still have an article due for tomorrow...
Panel 2: Aunt Arctic: Yawn. I'll have to write it right after I wake up. -puffles are looking concerned-
Panel 3: -puffles type on Aunt Arctic's typewriter-
Panel 4: Aunt Arctic: Gasp! What's this?
Panel 5: Aunt Arctic: Did you write my article for me? Aw. Thank you, my dears. You may have really saved my bacon!
Panel 6: -paper has a bunch of random letters on it-
Panel 7: -Aunt Arctic is frustrated-
Panel 1: Penguin 1 (thinking): I can't believe I get to play Mancala with Rockhop
Panel 2: er this is so amazing look!!! He's making a move wh
Panel 3: n Rockhopper's amazing I can't wait to tell a
Panel 4: Rockhopper: Arrr...Ye be takin' yer turn? Penguin 1 (thinking): Heeee He just talked to meeee
Panel 1: Gary: Behold! My latest-and possibly greatest-invention yet!
Panel 2: -Gary removes tarp
Panel 3: Gary: The Cheese 3000!
Panel 4: -penguins are staring at it funny-
Panel 5: Penguin 1: It looks like cheese.
Panel 6: Gary: Cheese 3000
Panel 7: Penguin 1: It tastes like cheese. Gary: And ink!